Monday, January 23, 2017

Describing films horribly

I posted these on a forum, but I figured I'd update this blog by posting them here!  Basically, bad summaries of movies that I came up with.  Pretty fun!  Highlight to see the answers if you want to know.

A blue shapeshifter is forced to help a thief lie, beat up an old man, and get a girl way out of his league.  Answer: Disney's Aladdin

A space man discovers that monkeys blew up his home planet. Answer: Planet of the Apes

A super computer tries to kill some spacemen, and then one of the spacemen turns into a fetus. Answer: 2001: A Space Odyssey

A lonely spaceman takes the life of a spacewoman so he won't be lonely anymore. Answer: Passengers

One man keeps other men hostage and then lets a murderer go home free. Answer: 12 Angry Men

A crossdresser blows up a man with fireworks and is then rewarded for it.  Answer: Disney's Mulan